The 36 Worst Pick Up Lines
Hey Guys,
2. Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
3. Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
4 There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that.
5. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
6. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
7. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
8. Bond. James Bond
9. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
10 If I pet you, would you follow me home?
11. I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
12. You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
13. You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
14. Do you just wanna get naked?
15. Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
16. Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
17. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
18. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
19. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want my money.
20. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
21. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
22. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
25. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost it.
27. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
28. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
29. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
30. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
31. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
32. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
33. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
34. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
35. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
36. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
LOL
There you have it.
As always I wish you the BEST
Vision
PS Thanks Cory
Thats hilarious!
With the right attitude (and NOT as an opener) some of these could actually work... I'm thinking no.10 after you tell her (she's cute) or (she's fired) and roll off - "hey btw - if I pet your head would you follow me home? ;p"
Here's a couple more:
- Is your dad a cop? 'Coz you've got FINE written all over you
- Did you just fart?! 'Coz you blew me away...
- Do you have a library card? Because I would like to sign you out (could work in day game - coffee shop if you can do it over the top and make sure she doesnt take you seriously)
- Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Coz I can see myself in them...
- FAT PENGUIN! Her: what? You: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice...
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner
- If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep till afternoon
And the epic-fail:
- Your face reminds me of a wrench; whenever I look at it my nuts tighten.
Thanks Vision, cool thread
Hey Jynx
Did you just fart?! 'Coz you blew me away...
LMAO
Damn...11-13 were my fav go-to material. Just killed my whole A1 game!
Sunslayer -
After that octopus tentacle story; if you ever slip up and a group bashes on you for doing something nerdy, just say "I used to be quite into anime (there's actually a lot of technique involved, for real) but when I realised I recognised Japanese for "get that tentacle out of my ass" I had to cut my losses and run...
I just love the awkward comment move - it's my version of the neg - because somebody in the group will giggle and then you just freeze-out the target and chat to the giggler about something NOT AT ALL related to the comment...
Soz Vission for corrupting your thread 
