unseen opener from real life

A few nights ago I stumbled across my new Openers that are clutch.

Because of the new no smoking in the bar laws everone goes outside to smoke.While i stepped outside with my friend to get a better look at two hot blondes and possibly make a move we got distracted by a girl I smiled at in the bar.She began to talk to us about her being a stripper and her being on a date tonight with somone she met at her job and started asking us what we thought of her dress as a first date.I should of realized she wanted some attention but i kept looking over at the blondes.

Eventually as the strippers left i went over and ask the age old opener " got a light" I got one and to cut the awkward silence I said I really needed this as I inhaled.they began to ask why and I said I wasnt haveing as much fun as I usually do because some of my friends weren't there to generate some dhv.and mentioned something about the girls in there mostly the stripper as i noticed they had a look of contempt for her.

They began a talk about not picking up girls at this bar and I talked about not wanting to pick up girls and just wanting to have fun.Then the Opener/story telling...

The older Woman opener the weekend before I met a 34 year old woman at a club that was all over me and continued to text me throughtout the week.Im 21 and i thought she was about 28 but later i found out she was 34 with a 13 year old kid.SO I brought it up and asked their advise and told my story. I got the grossed out thats weird expression from them which was good because they were interested.

Later I used my brother is a nice guy relationship and how he feels that when you are in a relationship you have to leave the person better off than when you started dating.and why I wouldnt or couldnt date an older woman.

both stories I noticed had multiple topics and opinions and were great.

a few minutes later my friend came over asked for a cigarette i introduced him and he picked his target pulled her away so I was left with michelle and we started talking more.few minutes later a guy come out the bar and says michelle ur not done yet he seems upset and she said go back inside ill be right in.
He got pissed and stayed outside across from us.I took that as an ioi as she said to me dont worry about him. I did go through a few kino but the ultimate test for me came when I said you look cold and I half steped and put my arms out she then huddled into my arms.

my friend and I then went back in with then and sat at the bar with then for a bit.I was at this point extremely happy by my small lept that i got her number and found a reason to leave.Now I realized I shouldnt have.