I had so much fun last night

Ok so last night I'm going up to Fox and the Hound for $2 pint night. I arrive and my friends Ricardo and TJ are there. I came with my friends Priscilla and Shawn, so there are 5 of us at that time. Ricardo's Psychology teacher HB7 Luis comes and she decides to sit to the left of me, unusually close. Ok whatever... Ricardo's other friend Janessa HB9 comes and sits directly to Ricardo's left... she brought like 7 people with her, so we have a ridiculously large group at this bar. I couldn't dream up a better situation for social proof.

I'm getting drunk as the night goes on... I'm out on the patio smoking a cigarette with Shawn and Texan (Priscilla's nickname) and HB9 waitress comes out and decides she wants to hit on me. Where's your hat at? I always see you in here with your hat. Well i had left my hat at home because I decided to style my hair and wear my pink breast cancer tie... I think it's too much to wear my mystery hat and the tie so I don't.

OK HB waitress it's game time... "are you stalking me? That's weird..." She's giggling at this point "No I'm not stalking you, you look like you just got off work." Me, "nope, guess again..." Her, "I know, you're on a date aren't you?" Me, "Are you trying to ask me if I'm single? You really are a stalker." We exchange more pleasantries and I tell her that she needs to tell everyone who asks about me that I'm her best friend... she then goes back to work.

I go back inside and HB psych teacher is hitting on me hard... She's dirty though, the first time I met her she was trying to get Ricardo and Jeff into a 3 some with her... I tried to get with her that night but due to the fact I had no game I failed miserably... I failed to get with an easy 38 year old woman.

I'm talking to her about building attraction and applying basic psychology to pick up members of the opposite sex and I ask for a tip. she grabs both of my hands and starts to rub them while looking me dead in the eyes. She then proceeded to talk about how it's all about eye contact and intamacy... I'm not going to lie she's really good at turning me on, she was a sex therapist after all.

At this point I'm thinking about taking home a 38 year old woman... I need to lay off the beer... she tries to kiss me, on the cheek, and I take a 3 steps back by saying that "what you were talking about and kissing me on the cheek have absolutely nothing in common, I'm so confused right now."

After this I get up to go play pool with Ricardo to GTFO of that situation. Janessa comes over and I'm talking to her while playing... it's my turn and I don't notice. Me and Janessa are really hitting it off... she loves my tie and asks to try it on, of course I let her. I forget if I was even using any game on her... I don't really remember, because I was drunk, but knowing me I was.

Janessa has to leave early for work tomorrow. I go to number close her with my pen and paper routine. I say I like talking to you I'd like to continue this conversation, or I mention an event I previously seeded, and hand her my phone number. I then proceed to hand her the pen and paper... she knows what she's supposed to do with it... This close has only failed one time and I think it may have been because I had like 6 other numbers in it at the time... I tore them out.

Before I could do my close though she already had her phone out and was shoving it into my hands. I'm laughing on the inside at this point. Ok so I give her my number and she writes hers down for me, I put it into my phone and text her 15 minutes later from the bar. "Hey I had a really great time tonight, I'll see you around. Don't do anything I would do."

She responds "Rotfl. No. It's don't do anything I'd want to watch ;). You have a good night too." I text her back, "You're naughty I like you, I'm going to think about you every moment until you text me. No I'm just kidding see you around." she sends me one back "Rotfl. Talk to you later love."

Good stuff... I go flirt with the waitress a little bit more. But, at this point I'm too drunk to effectively hit on her. I probably came across as obvious, and needy... which is exactly the opposite of what I want. So rather than ask for her # or anything I just politely excuse myself. Not that I offended the girl, we had a nice conversation. But, my game just wasn't where it needed to be at that point in the night.

All in all a really awesome night.