FR: Mardi Gras

So I start off the night at my 2 pivot's house. They are already drunk.I guess I have to be the DD since I can't drink for the next few monthsdue to medical reasons.

We first go to our first club, there's no cover, so the place ispacked. I see a girl I knew in HS so I go over and say hey. Then my 2pivots go to the bathroom. So then I text my other friend that we'regoing to meet up later.

Then I see this Miss Drunky Mcdrunkerson make a b-line towards me. She speaks to me:

HB 8 Drunk: "Hey can I have some of your beads, or at least wearyour cowboy hat?" (I'm standing in a ninja stance due to the fact herJaeger breath was gross).

In Bloom: "Well, you havent earned it yet"

HB 8 Drunk: (she grabs my ass, and leans in to kiss me)

In Bloom: "I'm not that easy"

HB 8 Drunk: (she then firmly grabs my package)

(then one of her guy friends, pulls her away and out of the club)

I was violated. Then my pivots come back from the bathroom. Then we gooutside and I see 2 girls making out. Ok thats pretty cool. Then somefat girl on the patio of the bar next to us yells something to one ofthe girls. Then one of the girls that was making out. Walks right up toher and punches her in the eye. Then my pivot tries to separate themfor some reason and then gets punched in the boob. The bouncer istrying to step in, then one girl jumps the railing, and theres a bighair-pulling war. And then we leave as the cops come.

I decide from this point Im using the girls fighting outside opener.LOL

So then we go to this dueling piano bar cause its one of our friendsbirthday. My pivot gets really drunk and starts to hit on my, whichmakes me very uncomfortable. I mean we're friends and all, its justweird.

We bounce to one more venue, which is a dance club. So we get there Isocial proof with my pivots on the dance floor for about ten minutes.Then I go to the bar for a water. And some guy, was like:

Amog: "Nice cowboy hat Brokeback Mountain"

In Bloom: "Thank you sir, I love to go shopping and suck dick for a living"

Amog:......... whatever fag. (walks away)

(two minutes later)

Two hired guns HB9's approach me.

HG9: Hey can I wear your hat?

In Bloom: What? I dont even know you.

HG9:Hi, I'm HG9 (shakes hand)

In Bloom: (shakes hand) Ok if you beat me in thumb war,I'll let you war it.

I let her win and put it on her head and give her a hug. I then look at the Amog and just give him a big fucking grin.

In Bloom: (takes hat back) Alright thats it, now go make Papa some money

So I walk across the dance floor and see a nice 2 set in the distance.

I open them and talk to the target first, I can see that my target isconsoling her friend to some extent or something. So shes going backand forth. Then asks me for my name. Then tells me her friend, who isequally as hot, just broke up with her bf. Then she says we should allgo and dance, then we do. Hb Break up, then starts dancing all dirtywith me. The original target just walks off. I can tell Hb Break up isvery drunk, by the fact she fell down several times and spilled herdrink on me a few times as well.

And then...... I know shes is drunk and I am completely sober, so Iwill not take advantage of that. There is no honor that goes with it.For shits and giggles I just want to try something out. I see that seeis giving me the puppy dog face, so I use the caveman routine and justbring me face 1 inch from hers and hold, see if she hesitates.Nope. Ipull back, she looks stunned, and grabs my package again. Caught me offguard a bit. Some Amog friend comes buy and tries to pull her away, shegets rid of him.

I decide to pull her away from the dance floor and talk to her. Bigmistake, she tells me she is still living with her ex-bf, which I don'twant any part of. Then the Amog friend comes by and takes her for good.

Lessons learned:

I feel uncomfortable sarging girls that have been drinking when I am 100% sober.

If you built enough attraction, and don't kiss her when she wants you too, she grabs your junk?